Mommy: I brushed you thoroughly with the Furminator just 5 minutes ago.
And now you're all fluffed up again!
Slash: I can't help it if I am gloriously fluffylicious.
Mommy: Well, then I better brush you again.
Slash: Uh-oh... I think I'll lie here and be sleepylicious
and maybe Mommy will leave my floof alone.
~5-Cat Style & The Flyer