Bronzy: Mommy, the way you groom yourself is not very effective.
Mommy: What do you mean?
Bronzy: Come with me and I'll explain.
Bronzy: First of all, to get rid of your dull complexion, exfoliate every day.
Bronzy: And don't neglect your heels.
Bronzy: I've seen your heels, Mommy.
They have more cracks than Humpty Dumpty had after his fall.
Mommy: But, Bron... I'll pull a hamstring and tear 60 ligaments if I try doing what you're doing.
Bronzy: NO EXCUSES!
Bronzy: I've also seen your cellulite. You need to massage your thighs more often.
Mommy: Bronzy! Can you NOT publicly announce all my flaws?
Bronzy: Also, your hands have gotten very dry and wrinkly from all that detergent.
Scrub and moisturise them as often as you can.
Bronzy: And pay attention to those elbows too.
Bronzy: Just follow these simple tips, Mommy.
You'll soon be less wrinkly and dimpled,
and have an adoring audience all the time like I have.