Thursday, January 22, 2009
So when Mommy was done wif the book, I tried to read it myself. But I must say that I wasn't impressed.
- The book is about a Temple Cat while I am a grander Palace Cat.
- The cat is black while I am a lovely white with gray tips.
- The cat is hooomongous in size while I am still cutely pocket-size.
- The cat likes to run while I prefer being carried to my food bowl, water bowl and bed.
- The cat has a boring name, Drayco, while mine is waaay cool!
PS. Since you left for Breeze-burn, I haf missed sleeping in your clothes and using your body as a springboard. It's true!
PPS. My fur looks a little icky below my left ear because of the stoopid ear mare-dee-cern. But I assure you that the rest of me is as fluffy as efur.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
I struggled and struggled but that fing was immovable.
Then I stopped struggling and looked at the fing. It was a big hooman bean!
This bean had fallen asleep on me! So since I was clearly not going anywhere, I decided to continue my nap.
But that is why I had disappeared fur a bit. Not because of my gunky ears (I'm getting much better alriddy), but because I had been flattened alive.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
She found me shaking my head violently late last night and got up to check my ears. She was horrified to see the inside of my left ear all brown and mucky. She and The Flyer were worried that somefing might haf given me a love-bite because they didn't notice anyfing yesterday.
The bad Vet poked my ears to remove some of the muck. He obviously has bad eyesight because he had to look at it under a long thick lens. The Vet then told Mommy (and NOT me, how rude!) that I haf a bad bacterial infection in my ear.
The bad baaad Vet is not a good influence on Mommy because he showed her how to poke me with a nozzle and squirt a smelly liquid in my ears, not once but TWICE a day! It's HORRIBLE!!!
I fink I will go sleep my trauma away now.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
I haf been waiting fur a long time fur the mew ear. But I hafn't found it.
Is it here on my left? Nope...
Is it down here below? Nope...
Wha...? It's alriddy here?! Well, then... HOPPY MEW EAR, EFURRYBODY!!!
Mommy says that we are barely into the mew ear and I am alriddy furry much bigger. Am I???